May 18, 2007
Vitamins Can Kill You
As I have always said, a sound diet is one that is at least 85% hops and sausage, the remaining 15% to be composed of foam rubber, glass, and nickel-plated shells expelled from recently discharged firearms.
Exercise should come exclusively from kicking semi-pelagians and chasing down Anabaptists.
It has worked for me and look: I am 523 1/2 years old, and I don't look a day over 327. (I do moisturize, which was a key point of contention between me and the Romanists, and the sole reason my Protestant confreres refused to attend any of the sessions at Trent. That and the fact that they were given the crummiest seats, right by the kitchen.)
Exercise should come exclusively from kicking semi-pelagians and chasing down Anabaptists.
It has worked for me and look: I am 523 1/2 years old, and I don't look a day over 327. (I do moisturize, which was a key point of contention between me and the Romanists, and the sole reason my Protestant confreres refused to attend any of the sessions at Trent. That and the fact that they were given the crummiest seats, right by the kitchen.)
