May 10, 2007
Quasimodo Call Your Office
I would not object so much to these efforts if the same courtesy were extended to the undead. Why a helping hand to terrestrial border jumpers but nothing for those of us transmigrators? Just because our internal organs have disintegrated into a fine powder is no excuse for discrimination and name-calling! Do you know how hard it is to get a decent health plan when there is a bird's nest where your liver used to be?Oh the trouble I had when I first made my way back to the land of the living (if you can call this living). I immediately sought succor in a Lutheran Church on Lexington Ave. in Manhattan upon arrival here in three-dimension-la-la-ville and, because of my extremely moldy garb and the stench of death about me, was told I would have to leave because I was "bringing everyone down."
Me? The King of Fun! Down?! Who was the first man in Europe to make a papal-shaped pinata for the kiddies? Who invented the party game "Dunk the Dominican"? Who is in the process of securing sole copyright to a new board game, the object of which is to chase as many Anabaptists out of your town as you can within the prescribed time limits!
Down?! Who was voted "The Most Up Magisterial Reformer of 1540"?! Who was the first named on every nun's wedding-guest list?
I'll give them down...
