February 13, 2007
I Am Ethel Merman's Love Child
I have no idea what this means. Are my sins so great, so beyond the grace of Almighty God, that I am doomed to spend eternity as half a fish? Is this some special place in hell? I thought hell was divided into three parts: one part for Satan and his miserable minions, one part for those who have spurned God and devoted themselves to idols, and one part for the creators of The View.
This is the most abominable thing I have encountered since the halibut steak at Lucky Louie's Phish or Swim.
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