February 26, 2007
tonsure tip: Past the Popcorn, via Gospelcom.net.
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Because Hollywood needs serious reform
I was born to a brutish miner father and an equally egregious mother who beat me relentlessly for the smallest of infractions, like fibbing or the Peasants War. I paid them back for their cruelty by ruining their hopes of my ever becoming a lawyer, thus robbing them of discounts on personal-injury lawsuits. Instead I entered an Augustinian monastery at age 21. (The legend about a vow to St. Anne during a thunderstorm is a myth, bordering on legend, around the corner and two doors down from a boldface lie.) While trapped in that sewer of false piety, I was given a revelation that brought me the only relief from a tormented conscience and impacted descending colon I had ever known: I was a cold-blooded sinner and there was nothing I could do but throw myself on the mercy of my God, trusting on the merits of Christ alone! Thus was reborn the mighty doctrine of justification by faith. Although alive in Christ, as far as this vale of tears is concerned, I am currently as dead as Chevy Chase's movie career, though I have not let that interfere with a robust drinking and blogging career.
"[O]ne of the funniest blogs I've ever read ... If this doesn't win all you thin-blooded Calvinists over, I don't know what will."
—Lars Walker, author ofWolf Time and Year of the Warrior
"Oh my gosh, this is way too funny. I don't know if it would be funny to people who are not Lutheran, but it's freakin' hilarious."
"It's been a while that I have laughed aloud while simply reading something, but such was my reaction to a new Lutheran blog: Luther at the Movies. You simply must check it out. What a scream!"
"[J]ust stop everything you're doing and laugh for an extended period of time reading some of Luther's modern day commentaries (this guy might actually be my main man)."
—Hot Lutheran on Lutheran Action
"[I]t's hilarious. I hardly ever laugh out loud while reading something anymore—only when reading Twain, Terry Pratchett, or this guy."
"It is basically hilarious."
—Ora et Labora
"This is one of the funniest sites I have ever visited ... I laughed so hard I cried."
—The Wittenberg Catholic
"Martin Luther is back and he's writing from somewhere between Heaven and Hell (certainly NOT Purgatory). Pop culture is certain to renounce its many grave errors under the withering glare of HerrDoktorProfessor Luther. The Reformation of manners is nigh!"
—Hunter Baker, contributing editor for Salvo magazine and blogger for the American Spectator and Redstate.com