Luther at the Movies: Yes, but Does It Make Espresso?

November 30, 2006

Yes, but Does It Make Espresso?

I too unearthed, sometime around the year 1499, on a day trip to the North Sea coastline, an ancient video device constructed by Teutonic tribesmen as a means of viewing football games without having to leave the privacy of one's cave. The ancients called it "sklredikke," which roughly translates to the English word "window."

It is now on display at the British Museum along with some prehistoric aluminum siding.

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I was born to a brutish miner father and an equally egregious mother who beat me relentlessly for the smallest of infractions, like fibbing or the Peasants War. I paid them back for their cruelty by ruining their hopes of my ever becoming a lawyer, thus robbing them of discounts on personal-injury lawsuits. Instead I entered an Augustinian monastery at age 21. (The legend about a vow to St. Anne during a thunderstorm is a myth, bordering on legend, around the corner and two doors down from a boldface lie.) While trapped in that sewer of false piety, I was given a revelation that brought me the only relief from a tormented conscience and impacted descending colon I had ever known: I was a cold-blooded sinner and there was nothing I could do but throw myself on the mercy of my God, trusting on the merits of Christ alone! Thus was reborn the mighty doctrine of justification by faith. Although alive in Christ, as far as this vale of tears is concerned, I am currently as dead as Chevy Chase's movie career, though I have not let that interfere with a robust drinking and blogging career.

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